Monday, September 19, 2011

Obsessive

I am obsessively googling how to remove an oxidation mark from a nose ring. This has been my life for the past two years I feel like - everyday, I just google it. I had one laser treatment to try and remove the spot, but it didn't really do any good.

AH. So self conscious about it. Never get your nose pierced! I will reedit this with a picture of what it looks like now after my first treatment.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Suck it.

I have one thing I need to say to a certain somebody:

Go fuck yourself.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Zero o o o o

I have a confession. I love eggs for dinner.

Recipe:
Eggs. Eat.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Awesome things!

Here is a list of awesome things that have happened to me today:


  1. A silly flood that closed off three roads, which in return caused me to be 30 minutes late for an interview.
  2. My car randomly will not start - every time we jump it with the booster pack and drive, then turn it off it is dead. It won't even lock.
  3. I got my new juicer so I could return my broken one - I was so excited when I went to make my favorite juice I forgot to put a cup underneath it.
  4. My basement is still moldy.
  5. My washer/dryer is still broken.
  6. The girl I sued has not paid me, and her last day is tomorrow.

The good news is, I get to end my day cuddled up in the arms of an amazing guy - after we eat kick ass pizza that is. 

Remember when...

The street was flooded and I couldn't cross to go to an interview, which in return caused me to be 30 minutes late?

Fun times.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Slippin n slidin

Update on my moldy basement due to Hurricane Irene situation: we now have slugs. I repeat, we have slugs.

Not only do we have slugs, but we have mold. Not only is it MOLD, it's big, fuzzy, black, smelly mold. Not only that, but it's inside the walls. Apartment living is where it's at people.

My landlord has really no interest in fixing it- he said he was going to this week but I doubt it. I'm going to try and bargain him to lower our rent a few hundred dollars - and by that I mean from $1,700 to $1,200. If he doesn't, I will sue him for not letting me break my lease since the living conditions are hazardous.

Once again, apartment living is where it's at.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

I wanna wanna eat yo pancakes

What do you eat for breakfast?

This is what I had. I didn't take pictures, but maybe next time I will. I really don't want this to become a food journal, but I may put sections of it in here. I can do that, because this is my free blogger site, and I can do what I wanna do.

A veggie/fruit packed juice containing:
- 2 organic apples (one green, one red)
- 1 organic peach
- a couple organic strawberries
- 1 organic pear
- 3 organic celery stalks
- 1 cup of organic broccoli
- 3 organic carrots

It's delicious - I juiced in that order also. The apples always make it a bit sweeter because sometimes the veggies do not taste well.

THEN I had a cup of coffee because I am addicted. I admit it. A-d-d-i-c-t-e-d. I might make a love poem/song about my coffee later if I find time. You think I am kidding? I am not.

Now I am eating coconut pancakes with honey and bananas. The recipe for THAT is:

Coconut Pancakes with Honey&Bananananasss: 
1/2 Coconut flour 
2 organic cage free eggs,
No more than a tbsp of coconut oil
Add almond milk and water (more water than almond milk) for the consistency you desire.
A little bit o honey (again, to whatever your little heart desires)


Then slice yo bananas on top, place more honey if you wish (I do not use syrup, I use honey instead) You can also put cinnamon because THAT is deeeelicious. I just didn't have any for this morning.


Okay. Thanks. I'm gunna go finish my food now :)

Monday, September 5, 2011

Gunna catch a cold...

Okay, I admit I just stole the title of this post from Christina Perri’s song Jar of Hearts.
Everybody knows about hurricane Irene and the damage that was done to the outside of homes, but what about the inside? Did the news tell of the mold that will grow inside of apartments? Did the news tell the people how certain landlords will refuse to clean said mold, causing serious health problems for a certain 22 year old?
All I want is the mold gone, but that does not seem to be happening. For a week mold has been creeping up my basement walls, breathing it’s little moldy life through my vents. I have had tightening in my chest, extreme exhaustion, vomiting, and a migraine. Not pregnant, just suffering from a moldy basement.
I am so lucky to have seven more months left on my lease – I think I can legally break it, as I already made a demand letter to do so. But I really wish Irene could have just stayed away, it’s her fault and I plan on finding her.